Monday, October 15, 2012

INTERNATIONAL CITY: Warner Robins GA; Secrets And Dirt

Dirt, dirty secrets, the Bible belt, and politics all run deep in this city. 
Many folks that reside here are well aware of what goes down day to day, but the many stay quiet and only chat when the sun goes down.
One dirty person that has lived in this town and that has been married to his wife nagging wife Shirley for many years is Lt *Urch.  His activities alone are that of a nasty, secretive and dirty nature.  His desire for black women is insatiable and addicting.  His affairs go way back with many black women.  He just can’t seem to get enough.  From the sex, to the stalking, Lt Urch is one of this international city’s residents that seem to take it to a whole new level of liking a certain kind of woman.  
For Lt Urch’s nagging wife Shirley, well, she’s just an old country bumpkin that takes arguing to a whole new level.  She loves to degrade Lt Urch about the way he looks, and how she’s the only that wants him because he looks old, smells funny, and that he doesn't deal with money properly.  I guess she could be right on something; he does spend money on his black women a lot.  You would think he would adhere to his pitbull wife Shirley with her degrading demands she makes on him.  However this cop in this city has done and will continue to do what he wants when he wants no matter what nagging Shirley says or threatens.  In July she threatened to divorce his ass, because she found out he was having an affair with some cute young thang.  Of course he denied it, as most men do who have been married for quite some time. 
The truth is he had a full fledge affair!
He was losing his white mind over his lover until Shirley caught wind of his activities.  After the nagger found out, then he wanted to lay low and not see his lover anymore. 
What a disgusting shame!
This coward can’t even own up to his antics.  Nagging Shirley truly has his balls clenched between her two teeth.
 The next dirty citizen in this town is the chairman-elect to the local chamber of commerce. 
This idiot can’t even get it up in the bedroom, but then wants to walk around like he’s the top dog of everything. 
He comes by way of the good ole masons.  Whose rituals are said to be very secret.  The secret the rituals the more idiots they breed.
Mr. Chairman-elect of the local chamber of commerce does many things.  He kisses the local mayor’s ass.  He and his ex-wife had a bitter divorce.  Not only that but he and his son don’t really get along to great. 
While he and his son don’t get along to great, there’s something else more sinister about this character.  It’s his antics toward women.  He thinks women should shut up and color as they say.  He also thinks he can rub his nasty balls in their faces and expect them to kiss it (for lack of better words).
This guy may be a professional on the outside but he has a lot of issues. 
One of them is that, he doesn’t believe in black history month.  He says that he doesn’t need a month dedicated to him to celebrate his blackness.  His other issue is yapping about what goes on behind closed doors at meetings with the local mayor and the city council. 
The truth is, he flaunts his big nastiness like he’s the prettiest thing in Warner Robins.  That includes flaunting his Masonic ties. 
I have to say, when they did his induction at the altar they really should of tighten that noose around his neck and poured the blood on him and left his ass there hanging. 
He’s just a hot ass mess!
The crazy thing is that Mr Chairman-elect get's inducted as the Chairman of the local chamber of commerce in November.
YUCK!
This city has so much going on.  Its goings and comings of dirty antics, politics, marital affairs, and bible thumping brings character to this small setting.  It has everything made for TV and then some. 
Its small little havens like this that keeps folks gossiping for years to come.
Stay tuned for more from the international city; Warner Robins GA.


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