There once was city who had a perfect shell. Everyone thought this quaint little place had it all without knowing what was really lurking inside.
This little place has all the bells and whistles that most people want and then some.
Everything from the privacy, to bedroom pockets, deep pockets, mason ties, great schools, an Airforce base, being able to raise your family and a stick together mentality.
With all of that, comes a price like no other. A price of backstabbing, greed, marital affairs, hookers, sex and football.
Sit back and enjoy a story about Warner Robins GA; "the international city."
Warner Robins Geogia is the home of Robins Airforce base.
Most of the residents that inhabit this small town are transplants from other areas of the state and the country. Alot of them were military that retired, and started working in the civilian sector.
Besides that, this city is brushed with close knit friends, interesting churches, and the love of football. This town is married to football.
The boys are bread to be football stars no matter what. When they can't play football then they send them up the road to the ATL to Georgia Tech or some community college. Where ever they go, most of the families want their kids to do well.
However, underneath of the all the do-gooders and the close knit friendships, there's always drama and nasty behavior lurking, especially with marriages, and political relationships.
Most relationships in the "international city" are solid or so they say.
There's one relationship that isn't so solid. It's the relationship of a reserve cop and his nagging wife Shirley. They are an older couple who has two kids. They also own rental property that they seem to bicker and fight over constantly. He recently retired from Robins Airforce Base while she does nothing but shop, bicker and complain. Both of the couple's kids are grown and seem to have done well for themselves. However, the relationship between the cop and his nagging wife isn't what it's cracked up to be.
The cop has had multiple affairs with black women that his nagging wife Shirley doesn't know about. He seems to have a thing for black women and he doesn't mind going in full swing. He's an older man with a wrinkled face and from what some say has a small wrinkled "you know what." Maybe that's the reason his nagging wife nags so much.
This couple has more issues than a little bit. Most say they walk around like nothing is wrong, but with the recent affair he had, his nagging wife may just break it off with him yet. If not then it's safe to say they both deserve one another.
Both are two peas in pod. The nagger and the "can't keep it in his pants" idiot!
As this intenational city has lots of secrets, life in this bedroom community is business as usual.
This town, courtesy of the rumor mill, is said to have certain Pastors of certain churches sleeping with young boys and heavily involved in the swinging lifesyle. Most of them are highly respected and very married.
According to what people say, these men are overweight with big guts who have been married for years to the same women. The women they say don't know anything about their husbands love for the same sex, but they are involved in the swinging lifestyle, especially if they golf at the landings golf course.
As this story goes on there are so many hot messes in this international city. Many of them are more of a hot mess than others.
There is a resident of the community that's more of a hot mess than others. It's the incoming chairman elect for the warner robins chamber of commerce.
He's a retired a Lt Col from the Airforce who is divorced with two grown sons.
His life is one that's very interesting in this city. He was married for a good length of time. His divorce was very ugly. He filed divorce papers because his wife was cheating on him when she would go out of town on business.
In the midst of divorcing she cleaned out the house plus cleaned out most of their accounts taking over $200,000.
He now lives alone in a nice house on one of the cities premier golf courses. He works and makes a great living. He owns three vehicals that include a dark blue mercedes, hummer, and a old beat up suburban, which he drives because he doesn't want people up in his business.
The big thing with this guy is his attitude!
IT SUCKS!
He has nasty habits that stink and are very displeasing.
For example, he's a pack rat. He keeps his beat up suburban nasty like a hoarder keeps his house.
When it comes women. The incoming chairman loves sex! According to the rumor-mill, he's on blood pressure meds so he can't get a hard on. Not only that, but his gut is so big, he can barely see his "you know what." The kicker is, the incoming chair-elect walks around in such a selfish way, that he finds him self alone most of the time. Most women say he's truly disgusting and want nothing to do with him sexually. His personality is bland and he is definitely a cave man.
Another side to this incoming chairman, seems to be nastier. That side is how he feels toward his own people (black people). He says that most blacks are lazy, don't want to work, and have a ghetto mentality.
He has also stated, that most of them in the international city, aren't on his level because most are uneducated.
For example, he said that his friend who is an attorney, had a client who was in a really bad wreck. The lady walked into his friends office seeking help. His lawyer friend took one good look at her in disbelief and asked the lady all types of personal questions like; "why didn't she graduate from high school, and "why did she have so many children?"
That in itself was shocking!
The incoming chairman of this international city and his lawyer friend seem to forget, that when you look down on other's who may not be as fortunate or educated as you are, it spells selfishness, insensitivity, and lack of compassion for people.
You would think him being a mason, would yield some kind of intelligence, but I guess even the masons couldn't help this incoming chairman.
Another character in this bedroom community is the Sheriff.
This guy is believe to have a alot of secrets in his closet.
His status as Sheriff of this international city has been long standing and he wants it to remain that way.
From what some say, he's a bully and will get his way no matter what.
For example, the long standing Sheriff had a lottery addiction. He apparently use to get lotter sctatch offs from a certain store. Apparently he won a large sum of money from those scratch offs but that's been on the hush hush until now.
He's a big guy in this bedroom community, an as long as small town folk don't say anything, he will continue to bully his way through them and through the city.
Lastly; in this quaint city we have a mayor that most people adore yet hate.
According to the cop who is married to nagging Shirley, he says the mayor needs to grow a backbone, and that many people seem to run over him. He also says the mayor should grow a pair and get a handle on his city council, because they are running the city into the ground.
Sad very sad, how some of the citizens of this international city, see one another. They smile in each other's faces and are backstabbing each other the next day.
All in all, this city isn't perfect and has it's flaws, but one things for sure, underneath of the shell of perfection, there's all sorts of drama filled marriages, a hot bed of political hot mess and crazy characters that will defintely keep you talking for years to come.
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